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Whistle pops are a musical disaster and nutritionally unsound
Certain people disappoint me. The most disappointing people in the entire world are those who want to have their cake and eat it too. This is flat-out stupid. And unrealistic. Life is about making decisions and dealing with them. It's O.K. to make a mistake, as long as you learn from it. People have such a hard time committing to a course of action. To be really successful, you must take risks!
The Whistle-Pop, for example, was created by a spineless nincompoop. I mean, C'MON!-Would you ever make a rubber saxophone? It would be great, though, wouldn't it? You could bounce it around during some silly game, and then go play in a band concert. What a flippin' joke. Dual purpose means "cheap piece of crap." To Multi-task is synonymous with being "unfocused."
The next thing you know, we'll be in the midst of an edible instrument revolution: graham-cracker trumpets, jello cellos, ham harps, and marzipan marimbas. Believe you me, you don't want to see this happen. It is fortunate that we have been made aware of this upcoming trend. You can fight back against these silly snacks by sending everyone you know to this page.
