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Snickers is NOT a funny thing.
Wipe that freaking grin off your face. Snickers REALLY SATISFIES. I'm not kidding. Somebody really screwed up in naming this candy bar. It should be called "Mocking Sneer." What goes into the making of this glorious treat?: Legumes, caramel, cocoa, emulsifiers, and a healthy amount of bada** flavor that could feasibly wreck your world.
You may be thinking, "man...shouldn't Snickers be on the silly snacks page? To "snicker" means "to laugh"..." In a word, no. Snickers deserves a place amongst the heavy hitters. It's a shame such a healthful snack has to hide behind the shroud of an unfitting name. If you you know what's good for you, (and I do) you will start each morning with a Snickers bar and a glass of grapefruit juice. When in Rome...
