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Silly snacks are a drain on your wallet and a complete waste of your time.

The menu on the left pulls up information on various idiotic snacks. Please explore this list of ridiculous snacks. They are absurd, and not worth their price. Explore. You'll get some surprising - and at times shocking - information on the snacks at left.* At the bottom of the menu (at left) you will see that we also have a page of serious snacks. These are snacks that come through in a pinch, and are more worthwhile than the given silly snacks.

If you have any comments on recreational/alternative snacking, please feel free to contact the webmaster! If you like this page, or just flat out want to know what could possess someone to build such a page, then you should visit our main page at key lime. These silly snacks comprise but a small section of our overall site, and we thought it would be prudent to shed a bit of light on them. Our main page can be accessed through the menu at your left, and is a family-friendly site devoted to many different unusual projects!

Take a little time to protect yourself from silly snacks.




*Please note: This page is complete nonsense, and is not intended in any way to be a nutritional guide*
*It is not intended to be anything, really. It is a big fat bunch of lies; organized incoherently.*