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Serious snacks are nutritious, delicious, and satisfying.
Let's cut right to the chase. When you get the munchies you DO NOT want to screw around with an overtly fruity novelty food. You know what I'm talking about. The brightly packaged hogwash in the impulse buy section of your local supermarket. What a joke. What you want is something that'll hold you over until you can find a full-fledged meal. What do I mean by full-fledged? I mean: roasted chicken with garlic mashed potatoes and okra. I'm talking about a 12-oz ribeye steak with green beans and salad. Washed down with iced tea. Sweet freakin' iced tea. With lemon. You dig?
If you want, you can read about these silly-a** little treats on our silly snacks page (near the bottom of the menu at left). Silly snacks will LET YOU DOWN. THIS page is devoted to SERIOUS SNACKS. THIS page is a collection of snacks that'll keep you level-headed during a long day of hammering railroad spikes. THESE SNACKS will keep you energized.
The menu on the left pulls up various pages containing information on various serious snacks. Feel free to explore our list of empowering snacks that you should regularly consume. Explore and learn a bit about the treats that you should know and love. You'll soon realize that they are indeed awesome, and well worth their price.*
Serious snacks comprise but a small section of our overall site, and we thought it would be prudent to shed a bit of light on them. Our main page can be accessed through the menu at your left, and is a family-friendly site devoted to many different unusual projects!
Please feel free to contact the webmaster with any questions.
