Ho Hos: Give someone a ho ho; show them you DON'T CARE.

Do you have a friend who is never there for you? A friend that never seems to know what your thinking? A friend who never does what they say they're going to do? Give them a Ho ho!

In a matter of minutes they'll be reduced to a slobbering mass of incoherent sloth. In a few hours, they'll be incapacitated! You see, the act of eating a delicious, twirly, hoho is akin to saying to the world: "I'm a dumb*ss! Seriously! Let me show you why! I eat lard-filled sh*t-rolls!"

Please allow me to apologize for my language. I'm fairly passionate about this subject. People put this stuff in their childrens' lunches. Then feel it necessary to counteract the snack cake with Ritalin! There's a REASON your kid is a PSYCHO! It's because you put these items in their lunchbox: chocolate milk, peanut butter and jelly, cheetos, and HO HO's! wowzers. You might as well just send them to school with a hummingbird feeder. (Just remember, hummingbird food is 2/3 water, 1/3 processed sugar.)

Take a little time to protect yourself from silly snacks.

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*Please note: This page is complete nonsense, and is not intended in any way to be a nutritional guide*

*It is not intended to be anything, really. It is a big fat bunch of lies; organized incoherently.*

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