- Ruthsarian :
- Silly Snacks :
- Serious Snacks :
- Haiku :
- Tongue Twisters :
- Featured Artist :
- Flowchart :
- Hurricane Preparedness :
- Blatant Lies :
Freedom toast is nutritious, delicious, and satisfying.
The French have screwed over freedom-loving people everywhere. Therefore, it is in our best interest to substitute the word FRENCH with the word FREEDOM in everything we do. This includes, but is not limited to French class. Our poor students in high school are the unknowing recipients of a veritable French brain-washing. We should call it FREEDOM CLASS. Most of our students spend their time FREEDOM KISSING in the hallway, and eating FREEDOM FRIES, anyway.
It would be quite appropriate to serve our kids FREEDOM TOAST every single morning in the school cafeteria.* Freedom-loving people everywhere enjoy French toast. It's a comforting snack that packs a calorie-laden wallop that is second to none. It has protein. It has carbohydrates. It bears the spirit of freedom forward, onwards and upwards, like a beacon of hope to the pathetic European Union. Keep in mind that freedom toast makes judicious use of the egg, as well as wheat. Both are quite healthy.
Let freedom ring? Nay, let FREEDOM TOAST ring. May it always gleam with molten butter and exude the smell of Sunday morning. I have a dream: that freedom toast will someday be on the menu at my local greasy spoon.
