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Lumberjacks eat Flapjacks. Lumberjacks are INTENSE.
Imagine chopping wood. ALL DAY. Do you know how much energy that takes? It's ridiculous. Lumberjacks actually do that. They wake up each morning, put on their flannel shirts and overalls, and go CHOP TREES DOWN ALL DAY. How do they do it? By starting their day with Flapjacks.
Flapjacks contain only healthy ingredients: Eggs, flour, and a pinch of salt. Typically they are served up piping hot with some sort of scorched meat product. This is everything a lumberjack needs. The average lumberjack can chop down 300 trees in a day using nothing more than a hand-axe. (After eating flapjacks).
You know what else? (This is pretty scary) The average person eats pancakes only 18 times during their lifetime, and NEVER CUTS DOWN A TREE. How can we possibly breed MEN this way? I'm not sure, but it definitely starts with hotcakes. Hotcakes, sausage, power saws, hatchets, axes, and chisels: this is what makes a man.
