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This candy is the physical manifestation of an abstract concept
Have you had a good CHUCKLE lately? NO??? What a shame. Before you become concerned about your lack of a sense of humor, consider eating a chuckle or two. You'll be up to your eyes in sidesplitting laughter. It's incredible.
Somehow, the folks at Farley's & Sathers Candy Company, Inc. have done the impossible. They have found the formula to condense pure laughter into a solid form. It's a really weird idea, but they've done it.
According to an inside source, Farley's keeps about 300 extremely goofy people in a large auditorium. These employees are paid by the hour to laugh. All day. The auditorium they sit in is crammed with condenser microphones, and all of the laughter that takes place in the room is recorded.
The "secret algorithm of glee" developed by Farley's immediately converts the various wavelengths and decibels into a chemical formula. This formula is loaded into an automated set of machines that mix & bake these lovely little candies. The process is SO TOP SECRET that no employee is allowed to view or intervene in the packing process. The fumes coming out of this room are also bottled and sold to anesthesiologists the world over. That's right! Farley's is the sole producer of Nitrous Oxide - laughing gas!
