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Nothing bonds world leaders like a day at sea
What a day! Vladimir Putin, Michael Moore, and Kim Jong-Il are shown below in Cancun. They have just returned to land after a day at sea and have quite a story to tell. They fought the giant herring featured here for 27 hours, and reeled him in only moments before they ran out of beer! They actually were lucky enough to lasso the herring by its tail as it swam by, using only a noose and stout twine. The pole that Michael Moore holds here is merely to make the scene seem more authentic. Who would really believe the three hauled in a herring by his caudal fin; and only with stout twine?
"It was a day never to be forgotten," chortled Vladimir Putin. "Never have I fished for herring, and I have never fished with such good comrades. This picture will definitely be my iMac's wallpaper." Rumor has it that Putin's father was a fisherman - just like Kim Jong-Il's father. "If Vladimir's father was indeed a fisherman, as mine was, than that would be fortuitous beyond belief!" stated Jong-Il. "I would not be surprised, as Russia is actually connected to the same land-mass as the Korean peninsula. We are likely connected by fewer than the standard 6 degrees of Kevin Bacon."
Although they all seem invigorated by the trip, Michael Moore was a little squeamish about the trip. When asked as to whether or not he enjoyed himself, he related this to the key lime: "I never recommend battling a fish at sea while drinking. If you don't have your sea legs, you're in for a sure-fire puke fest." It seems obvious to us that Mr. Moore did not take his Meclizine Hydrochloride before shoving off! Even so, in the picture here he manages to eke out a smirk: deep-sea fishing in his new Gap Fleece was AWESOME! Not to mention that he and Vladimir looked pretty dapper, while Kim Jong-Il seemed a bit over-prepared. "It's not like we went crabbing in the Bering Strait, for Pete's sake..." mumbled Moore.
