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A typical mid-afternoon siesta at the Jong-Il estate
In this lovely candid picture, we are able to see one of world's greatest leaders cutting loose. It is phenomenal how much love Kim jong-Il has for his diurnal herpestids, and inspiring to see the mutually beneficial relationship that the two factions have managed to cultivate. Kim Jong-Il is a loving provider, and the meerkats are his favorite confidants.
As it turns out, there are a few diversions that Kim Jong-Il particularly enjoys. Apart from flaunting a "BIG HAT, NO CATTLE" demeanor, Jong-Il really likes playing fetch. With freshly grilled kosher weiners. "There is simply nothing else that gets my little guys going like a rousing game of hot dog fetch," commented Jong-Il. "They can't resist the hearty smell and tasty juices. Hot dog fetch really helps them embrace their natural tendency to work as a pack. They have a particularly good time if I use whole wheat buns, but still get a charge out of your standard white buns."
Kim Jong-Il also commented that he uses these hot-dog-fetch games as a testing-ground for his new mustard recipes. Kim adorns the hot-dogs with different types of mustard each time he engages in this form of culinary shenanigans. Apparently, his intent is to find the most meerkat-friendly mustard. The picture here was taken in a public park in North Korea. Mr. Jong-Il is preparing to fling a frank, and has a slight smirk on his face: his meerkats have no idea that he is holding a FAKE hot dog. The REAL hot dog is hidden in the batting cage in the background. What a HOOT!
