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Ah! Another beautiful morning on the battlefield!
This picture was taken back in the gold old days. When men were men. When an afternoon constitutional through a war-zone was as common as sneezing. Make no mistake about it, there was once a time where children were battle-hardened by age ten, and capable of fending for themselves in the job market. Unfortunately, those days are long gone - unless you live in North Korea. The only inhabitants free from the perils of martial activity in North Korea are the local meerkats.
The scene below shows Kim Jong-Il and his father engaged in a brisk walk. A meerkat loafs haphazardly amongst a heap of stones, and two stern men make it a point to be intimidating. Believe us, there is nothing more frightening than having a man point a rifle at you while another chats on his razor phone. Except perhaps a meerkat that isn't the least bit jumpy when exposed to gunfire. This is quite a testament to Jong-Il's devotion and loving care to his pets.
There are three more things in this picture that are worth mentioning: 1) Kim Jong-Il is pointing to the spot where he hid a land-mine. 2) His father is wearing a Cashmere beret. 3) Kim Jong-Il and his father have the same jaw structure. At thekeylime.com we guarantee you an accurate rendition of things as we see them, and there's plenty less where this came from.
