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Who is Kim Jong Il, REALLY?
Kim Jong Il is the man. You can't argue against that statement. He's loyal to his cause, and passionate about the advancement of his country's civil rights. Consider the photos featured in the menu at left. They provide great insight into the brilliant mind of Kim Jong Il. As you read through these pages, please be cognizant of the fact that Mr. Kim is not an evil man...he just acts that way. He is as down to earth as any blue-blooded American. Indeed - some of his favorite recreational activites include: fishing, Nascar, bluegrass music, and Sea World!
Kim jong Il himself visits this site regularly, and occasionally visits my blog @ freshly squeezed. If you have any desire to participate in intelligent discussion on a plethora of inane subjects, then by all means join us! The blog is absurd!
Before you delve into these photos, you should know that Kim Jong Il hob-nobs around with several other important world figures. He regularly spends time with Fidel Castro, Vladimir Putin, Michael Moore, Hugo Chavez, and Tupac Shakur. He loves to entertain different viewpoints on effective leadership, as well as debate the pros/cons of Democracy. (He has stated in past interviews that North Korea will become Democratic as soon as he can get a good haircut)
You have to admit, the haircut he has in the picture above is not half bad. He's shown here jamming out with a few fellow music festival-goers. Kim Jong Il's principal instrument is the bass, but he can truly shred the crap out of a mandolin. Here's a good musical joke:
Q: What's the difference between a bullfrog and a mandolin player?
A: At least one of them is on their way to a gig.
The first time we tried to tell Kim Jong-Il that joke, he threatened to boil our families alive in soy sauce...then he burst out laughing. What a kidder! ;)
