Everybody has their theories about how to solve the "hurricane problem." Many people say that humankind is responsible for the large storms that have made landfall recently; that we should drastically decrease our dependance on fossil fuels. (Nevermind that these storms have occurred for thousands and thousands of years). We've hired "experts" and "consultants" and debated the issue ad nauseam. Well, if you really insist on eliminating this important part of our weather pattern, then it's time for action. No more debating. I know what to do. We need to:

A) Bomb the hurricanes into oblivion

OR

B) Bring in Chuck Norris

It's as easy as that. No screwing around. No debating. No litigation. And NO NEED FOR ENVIRONMENTAL CONCERNS. There are several well-equipped military installations within a short laser-guided strike of any coastal region. I guarantee that if we implement an air-stike on a hurricane, it will turn tail and flee. However, there is the chance that high explosives will not work. If that is the case, there is only one option:

Heck yeah...Chuck Norris could put the kibosh on a hurricane using nothing more than a withering stare, but would probably give it a good roundhouse kick as fair warning to other rebellious cyclones. It's a flippin' shame they didn't use Chuck Norris to dispatch Katrina. He lives for this sort of stuff. Here's an illustration of what could have happened, had the situation been handled properly:

Chuck Norris vs. Katrina

Fortunately, the current leaders of Louisiana are incredible. (William J. Jefferson, Democrat, U.S. House of Representative & New Orleans Mayor, Democrat, Ray Nagin are two of the best) Hopefully they'll learn from the past, and carry themselves with dignity when their constituents need them next.