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Everything you will find on this website is a blatant lie. This website is a farce. It is in no way intended to influence your decisions or behavior towards hurricanes. Or the environment. Or Al Gore, or anything in the entire universe. The website has been constructed to take up space on my server, and to perhaps bring a smile to the face of an occasional visitor. Anything you find on this page that seems familiar to you - or someone you know - is entirely coincidental. This website is not intended to stop global warming. It is not intended to guarantee even a modicum of difference in the state of global warming.

* If any of this webpage is accidentally swallowed, please drink a cool beverage of your liking.

* Side effects may include, but are not limited to: Splitting headaches, gas, vomiting, laughter, uncontrollable rage, an increase in your level of physical attractiveness, an inexplicable doubling of the size of your triceps, and your developing perfect pitch. Many people visiting this website will simultaneously experience Ailurophobia, Alektorophobia, and Alliumphobia. Oddly enough, many people visiting this site will be cured of Pogonophobia.