Make your own flowchart

Whether you're a process engineer, or merely a problem-solver, today will be a breakthrough day for you. You have found the one-and-done flowchart. It took a full 15 minutes to develop the logic for this flowchart, and it is designed to help you work through the most complex of situations with great ease. The best part? It's free. Oh, yeah...FREE. If you click on the thumbnail image, you will be taken to a large, printable copy of the flowchart schematic. Just print it up (or right-click and save to your hard disk) and fill it in.

Flowchart

This chart can be used in place of: petri nets, pseudocode, business process mapping, state & data flow diagrams, and is even being used widely to increase the effectiveness of archaic augmented transition networks. It is even being implemented by linguistic researchers worldwide to aid in the development of recursive transition networks. Regardless, it is simple to use, and can also help you figure out if you should:

• Brush your teeth.
• Go for a jog.
• Lay off 40 percent of your company's employees.
• teach your cat to use a human's commode.

*Give it a try! You'll impress your boss, and probably never have another one of your decisions disputed again!

Simplified Flowchart

This above chart is an even further condensed problem-solving chart. Here at TheKeyLime.Com, efficiency is of the utmost importance. We have spent weeks analyzing the first flowchart at the top of this page, and have been able to systematically reduce it to its purest and most effective form. We suggest that you use this simplified flowchart if you are in a hurry or need a super-quick answer to your dilemma.

*This page is complete nonsense, and thekeylime.com assumes no responsibility for the results of your implementing this schematic.

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