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Tobacco Free Florida!
Submit a video about why you don't smoke, and you could win an iMac or iPod touch!
Hell yeah! Read more here:YouCareTV Video contest.
A Guy Walks Into a Starbucks...
Starbucks is the bar of 21st century. We have forgone depressants for much more expensive stimulants. Starbucks is where intellectual activity is taking place. Starbucks is where people get hit on/picked up. The Starbucks barista is the newest rung in the evolutionary ladder of bartenders. God Bless Starbucks
click here for Starbucks jokes
The Hurricanes are coming.
I know it seems crazy: The world has experienced thousands of hurricanes for thousands of years, yet NOW we're blaming global warming. We're asserting that entirely natural weather patterns are the result of our creation of so-called "greenhouse gasses." Nonsense. Plants LOVE carbon dioxide! That's what they use to make pure, fresh oxygen! It's a lovely symbiotic relationship we have with the plants. How audacious of us to claim that we have the ability to wipe ourselves out, or alter the earth's weather patterns!
click here for hurricane info
Coming Soon from the musical realm of the key lime:
*Belated Christmas Greetings from thekeylime.com
*Pocahontas REMIXED
*Kim Jong-Il REMIXED
Kim Jong-Il
We have just acquired some terrifying pictures of Kim Jong-Il. You will not believe what the North Korean dictator has been doing unless you see it with your own eyes. These are the pictures that the North Korean government tried to hide, but an inside source leaked them. We got them. You won't believe this stuff. Kim Jong-Il is one scary guy.
Click here for information on the North Korean Terror
Have you seen Snakes on a Plane? You should also check out SNAKE ON...
Snakes on a flippin' Key Lime
Head OnSnakes on a Blog
Snakes. Why'd it have to be snakes?
Snake Recipes.
"Rock, Paper, Scissors" has taken a new form
"Rock, paper, scissors" (RPS) has undergone a profound metamorphosis. The element of luck has been removed from the classic game, and now there is a new game: Rock, Paper, Etc. It's a whole different animal, and one that is likely to blow your mind. The premise of the game is that the weapon "Scissors" is ludicrous, and that you can substitute any other weapon of your choosing in place of it. For example: "rock, paper, chainsaw", or "rock, paper, global warming." Click the image below to learn more.
The Helotes Texas Mulch Fire has been burning for months
The giant mulch fire in Helotes Texas (just outside if San Antonio's city limits) has been burning for months. It is on Henry Zumwalt's property, and has led to the massive relocation of local residents and school children. It shows NO SIGNS of slowing down, so I constructed a page to make the world aware of this horrible situation. TheMulchFire.com has been featured on San Antonio talk radio, in The San Antonio Express-News, and on many different blogs. Learn more by clicking the animated cow picture.
Even though the fire may be extinguished soon, the site will remain online forever. 5.5 million dollars will be spent to put the Helotes fire out. It would have been much easier to just bring in Chuck Norris and have him roundhouse-kick-the-hell-out-of-it. Oh, well. Our local leaders just wouldn't listen to REASON.
Tupac Shakur is alive and well in Valdosta, GA!
(Click picture to see more proof)
There are a lot of conspiracy theories about Tupac Shakur's "death," but the truth can be found in these pictures. 2pac is still alive and working for Death Row Records. He's a true death faker, and secretively commutes to work between Oakland and Los Angeles. Ever since September 7, 1996, Tupac has been releasing his new albums as "posthumous-releases." Interestingly enough, he still lives...
8 buttons that I dare you to click
There's not too much more to it than that. It's a test of bravery.
By the way, these buttons don't do anything at all. It's just a test.
: If you click here, we will upload a virus to your computer that will erase your hard drive.
: Free ringtones! Just input your cell phone number, and well take care of the rest!
: Free entry! Just enter you email address! We'll send you a confirmation shortly!
: Click here and immediately be registered with the NRA's member database.
: Click here to show your support of the war in Iraq.
: Secret pop-up.
: Click here to visit our website! We are based in Turkey, and have a site devoted to all aspects of advanced computer programming.
: If you click here, you will set off an explosive device that will destroy the world. Think carefully before you click here.
Welcome to our creative community!
I regularly post new absurd/fun items at the top of this page. I also blog about many absurd topics at freshlysqueezed.
The results from the 10th Annual Whitehouse Belly-Flop Competition are in!
(Click picture above for the details of my amazing victory)
Thank you for visiting
This site is an interactive creative project. For further explanation of the project, please contact me. I'll replay ASAP! Perhaps if you have something you'd like to showcase here we could arrange it!
